Sunday, January 25, 2015

Welcome!

Hello and welcome to the official Team Norman fan page! For all of the newcomers out there, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, Lydia's grandma met a lovely young man at church. He played the organ with such grace and beauty that it made worshipping Jesus a very enjoyable activity, so Lydia's grandma said, "Well hello there young man, you play the organ very well! I'm Lydia's grandma."
And Norman said, "I'm Norman! So nice to meet you, little lady. Say, would you like to go out for dinner before six o'clock with me someday?" Lydia's grandma was so charmed by Norman that she just had to say yes. 
Lydia's grandma's and Norman's relationship continued to progress smoothly, except for one little bump in the road. Randy. Just saying that name filled Norman with rage. Randy was the creepy guy who lived next door to Lydia's grandma. She and Randy were friends and she just laughed off his crazy antics by saying, "Oh, Randy." Norman just knew he had to find a way to destroy Randy and win the heart of Lydia's grandma forever, and that's where you guys come in, the loyal supporters of Team Norman. Let's stand in solidarity with Norman and destroy creepy Randy.

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